Showing posts with label Funny Toon. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny Toon. Show all posts

Tuesday, December 1, 2009

Saturday, July 5, 2008

Different Experiences

I noticed that there are some things changes on myself lately.
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I sweat easily even though I only have limited body movements whenever I'm in a high humidity & poor ventilation room (with fan switched on at low speed). Of course you may think that this is a logic and common thing; for me, i rarely experience this before hence I never complain even I'm in a room with no fan, I can adapted to such environment very well.
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And very often about few hours after I shower, my body will start becomes a bit sticky and smelly, even though I don't sweat! The odour from the armpits is even worst, although there are some improvements after the used of the deodorant, it sometime does makes me feel uncomfortable & embarrassing too.
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I breath hardly and my body movements seem clumsy & less agile when I'm in a sitting or meditative position. Between I found that after a long period of over & over washing processes all my pants seem shrinking in the size, especially at the waist part . How can a jean pant also can be shrunk in the size?
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Okie, I must face facts, yes~~~I'm gaining weight day by day, month by month, and year by year, but disagree I'm getting fatter & fatter! I still maintain the fit & athletic body type so far [ less perfect one lah of course... -_-''' ], just my tummy abit embossed (凸起).
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I can't believe that since I came to work in Miri in year 2004 til now year 2008, I have gain body weight of 13KG, i.e from the 65KG increased to 78KG! And yet the major part of the body weigth increment seem started to happen within this one year back...~sigh~
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You see, I yet getting plump, fat or obese, I just gaining body weight alone. Despite it has brings me an inconvenience and lots of troubles. So I just wonder how suffer and torture are them, I meant those fat & obese people who having health alert & heavy body weigth to bear; in the meantime have to be tolerate to those bad mouths & sarcastic words. In short they are definitely experienced the physical & mental torturing. So please never try to sneer at or gossiping on those people who are less perfect than us from the physical or other aspects, and try to cheer them up!
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Thursday, July 3, 2008

Impacts of Petrol Price Hike ( 3 )

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When you say it, mean it please, which in Mandarin it means "言行一 致 "; or else please just keep the mouth shut and don't bluff!
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Actually "they" have their point, after the fuel price hike incident, to reduce the expenses on the fuel we must change the lifestyle by go for car sharing or take a public bus which is more econimic compare to drive and pay the bills alone, or try to stay at home if you have no need to go outside.
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The problem is when the fuel price hike comes, it not come alone, it brings its gangs to visit us too, this is what we called "chain effect" --- the price increase in the food & drink, groceries, and other goods. So we have to further change the lifestyle again? Eat less rice, meat & vegetable and eat more instant noodles as a replacement? No, instant noodles also increase in the price; then eat bread? No, bread not only increase in the price, shrinken in the size too......between no point to harm our health just because of wanna save money!
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If we have the wealth as much as "you" have had now, we have no worry and will suggest the same (change lifestyle) to those who have low income too and to those we always claim that money no enough, as it is almost too easy and relax --- "we say it, don't mean it"!
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Monday, June 30, 2008

Impacts of Petrol Price Hike ( 2 )

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Hey this is not really a joke! I experienced this one upon my part time at Petronas Station. Of course that liar driver is not me, but I'm the idiot who has been cheated! : (
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Here is the story: The liar van driver order Super for a full tank. When the fuel price on the display screen ran almost to RM50 plus, he instructed me to stop filling the fuel immediately and asked me why I fill Super but not Diesel? He also asked me that, you don't know how to listen & differentiate the engine's sound? He even claimed that by just listen to the engine's sound I should know this van is using which type of fuel (Super or Diesel)! [ Can we? I'm not really so and I'm wonder if an experienced mechanic able to do this? ]
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He later called a towing service company to pull his car to the nearest workshop, and said that he will come back soon with the receipts, as I will need to pay all the service and maintenance charges for him......of course, at the last, he never turn up with the receipts......My colleague (a female) saw him had lunch alone at a "KopiTiam" with the van parked infront the Cafe...anyway the tow truck is not in the scene!
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Do you know how to differentiate a petrol car from a diesel car? Well, as I know, the engine of a petrol car needs a "spark plug" to ignite the combustion of the fuel (petrol), while a diesel car needs none ( this is the only different I knew so far ). You must know this if you are a car thief, or else you will never can drive far if the car that you have stold is out of fuel as you don't know if petrol or diesel to fill the tank?
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Saturday, June 28, 2008

Friday, April 4, 2008

Name Me A Nickname

"阿狗" (Ah Dog), "阿猫" (Ah Cat), "肥仔" (Fatty), "母老虎" (Fiery Lady)............
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I believe everyone got at least a nickname, and we like to create a nickname for a person based on his or her physical look, behaviour, attitude and etc...some nicknames may be sound nice but some others can be so uneasy to hear...it just depent on how is your feeling & impression over a person.
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Some people like or tend to create a nickname for a person, they think that it is funny enough & can make lots of laught, but he / she may so offensive whenever other people call he or she a nickname...i use to call such person a " 卖鱼佬" ! (I hope you know Mandarin) Can you catch it? No, i think you don't! Nevermind, then do you know what they doing? Yup you are right, they just "Selfish"!
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I have lots of nicknames, but only manage to share my top 8 famous nicknames here. My first nickname is "黄梨头" (pineapple's head), it was given by my dad whilst Im studied in Primary School. Do you know that my father was my (and my other 4 siblings') personal barber during the childhood? He was the one who cut my long hair & whenever he cuts my hair, he must complain my hair are either too rough or too thick, which he described it as "Pineapple's head"!
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When Im studied in Secondary School, I started have haircut in a saloon. I used to visit a saloon of my classmate's sister. Damn! She was just like my father, complained the same on my hair type, she even claimed a shaver which normally can be for few persons's usage, but she has to dispose it after one time usage on my head...isn't it be exaggerated enough?
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2nd nickname, "长肚子" (Long Tummy), also given by my father... :( Hmm...Isn't he seem had too many of prejudices againt me? I don't really like this nickname, you know why? Because of according to the eldery, those people who have "long tummy" tend to be a lazy person!!! I don't think that is how my tummy look alike, even though I agee that Im a 3-in-1 person: lazy, tend to delaying job(s) & slow motion! :p
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I still remember my first day in Transition Class (Secondary School), when teacher(s) called my name, most of the classmates (whom I didn't know even one at that time) were laugh loudly. As my English is Shun Mee, not many people can pronounce it correctly, especially the "Shun". Probably you will pronounce in the way you pronounce the word "Sun" too, right? So it sound so weird, some heard it as "酸梅" (salty plum) or "蒜米" (Garlic) into their ears. The next day, these nicknames have spread widely to other classes, just like what we called "一人传十,十人传百"。So these are my 3rd & 4th nickname. [ Even my chinese name “逊美”, seldom got person who can pronounce it correctly! Do you? ]
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Whats worst was some other friends just like to play with my name, they were about too creative & naugthy, they called me "熟面" (Instant Snack Noodle) & even sang a song "Sumi jelly manis, Sumi jelly manis......". I believe it ever being your favorite junk foods in the past (maybe during your childhood?) or maybe even now the Rechie Yan's "I don't wanna leave you, I'll be always love you..." is still suitable to reflect your feeling on them? These being my 5th & 6th nickname.
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Due to Im quite tall in my childhood & teenage (compared to other childs or teenages who same age with me), so some relatives & neighbours used to called me "长脚" (Long Leg) or "长豆" (Long Bean). I admit that Im tall (I think so), but not as tall as they described, there were other childs or teenages who taller than me, they just didn't realize it because of the different in the proportion of the physique, by which Im tall + thin, while others were tall + plump...lolz. Very obvious, my 7th & 8th nickname derived from my physical look.
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Of course now-a-day my friends & relatives or other people who know me rarely use the above 8 nickname to address me, so it was just a past tense to me. However, in university, my coursemates or schoolmates used to call me "Amei". Please don't misunderstood, not the singer "阿妹" but "阿美"! Do you know, there is a song special for me, let us sing together..... :)
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歌曲: 阿美 阿美aaa主唱: 刘文正
阿美阿美几时办嫁妆 我急得快发狂
今天今天你要老实讲 我是否有希望
虽然我是个穷光蛋 人又长得不怎末样
但是你要想一想 看看自己的长相
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阿美阿美不要再彷徨 少女的青春短
今天今天你不要倔强 快快做我的新娘
虽然我没汽车洋房 吃的粗茶又淡饭
只要你陪我作伴 包你白白又胖胖
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Wednesday, April 2, 2008

A "Fool" or A "Truth"?

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If one day, your boyfriend girlfriend or hubby wife has thousand reasons that he she can't accompany you, and make a statement that he is busy having fun or making love with other girl guy. The statement is made on "April Fool" (1/4), so what would be your first respond or reaction? Just treat it as a joke and a fool? Or no matter how & what, you surely will try to check it if it is a joke or a truth?
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How about if you found that he she is really on a bed with a girl guy (either naked or wearing clothes) but they are neither look shocked nor nervous when they saw you, and just act like nothing with saying of "Hi, surprise...Happy April Fool..." to you? So what would be your next reaction & action?
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Have you been fool yesterday? No, I don't. Happy Belated April Fool...!!!
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Tuesday, March 18, 2008

Oop, Un-affordable Body Weight!

Obesity is a health issue which has long alerted the alarm of health nationwide, due to lack of the physical exercise, imbalance diet, genetic problem & etc. Malaysia as a new developed country also having this health problem, especially now-a-day the so called fast foods (e.g Mc Donald, KFC, Sugarbun...etc) have become the food celebrities among the small childs, teenages, youth, even adults & the eldery. That why recently the MOH (Ministry of Health) has tries to ban all kinds of fast foods' advertisments to be published in the newspapers or on the local TV channels.
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How far is your health conscious on the seriousness of obesity? As I know majority of the female are quite very concern with their body weight & body shape. During my university, us guys not hard to hear the complains from the girls, claimed that they were fat, they were overweight & wanna on diet programme to keep body slim & so on. Well, I won't deny that some of them were really looked abit fat & plump, but many of them for us guys were actually quite good looking & slim. Then why should them still make noise? Are they over health conscious?
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Is it any possibility that they girls don't have the right definition on the word "SLIM"? They may not even know how to diferentiate the physical look of "THIN", "SLIM" & "FAT" as well? Honestly, I have no idea how to diferentiate the body shape too, especially between thin & slim. Any suggestive figure or measurement can help in the differentiation?
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Just because of we don't know how slim is considered as slim, so many of us may undergoing an endless & un-worthwhile keep fit & diet programmes......However, if you only eat less but with balance daily diet and having a regular exercise as part of the "keep slim" programme, it is still fine, it won't harm your health and at least one thing for sure, you have changed your life style to the healthier one.
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Instead of chasing for the dreamed slim body shape, would advice just to monitor & maintain your body weight BMI (Body Mass Index) within the normal limit. What is the point that you are slim but you are actually underweight or unhealthy? You may say that body shape (external look) is important to create a self confident in approach to the public & social life; then how can you explain that some plump guys like kennysia ( haha...he will never know Im gossiping him as he will never come to my blog...:p ) can be so confident in his social life & became a blogger celebrity? ------------------------ [MOH-BMI Calculator]
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Sunday, March 16, 2008

Wednesday, January 16, 2008

Roti Telur Satu!

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There is a situation by which a sfuff is actually worldwidely famous, can be say that almost everone knew about it; but sometime when someone mentions about that stuff, we could be have no idea what is it? This make us looked like an idiot or a person who not in the society trend into others eyes.
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Sarawakian (S) is communicate with a KL resident (K)
Example 1:
S: Hi, waitress, give me one tin of Cola.
K: Pardon, what u want?
S: Cola!
K: Ha...? Pardon?
S: Coca-Cola please...
K: Huh? U meant Coke iz?
S: Coke? no Coca-Cola please...
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Example 2:
K: Hey, order me a Coke please!
S: Sorry sir, our cook is busy in the kitchen. Mind me to write down your order?.
K: No, I want the drink, Coke.
S: What?
K: Coke!
S: .............???
K: You see that, I want that drink! (with finger pointing to other table)
S: Oh..Cola iz, sir?
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I guess most of you have experienced a similiar situation once or more before, this is neither my nor your fault. It is because of sometime we can call a stuff with several names in different place, even though we are in the same country. So next time when you are travelling, besides enjoying the view or scene (lanscape) or have some other funs & entertainments, please do remember to learn the culture & custom at the visited place too...
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Another case happen during my university time. I went out for luch with a senior (we used to call him BoBo).
BoBo: What to eat?
Amei: How bout fast food?
Bobo: Okie...
When reached the restaurant (Kopitiam), BoBo was so curious!
BoBo: Why we come here? Didn't u say wanna eat fast food?
Amei: Correct, here it is...(with finger pointing to a stall)
BoBo: .......????
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The reason is simple, as the term "Fast Food Restaurant" normally represents those restaurants like McDonald, KFC, Mary Brown's, Sugarbun (Available in Sarawak only) and etc. So when I mention the words "fast food", BoBo thought that we are going to visit one of the above restaurants. But what I meant is "经济快餐" (Economic Fast Food) like "Nasi Campur" (rice with meats & vegetables).
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At last he has to agreed with me, as such "fast food" really can be served in very short moment. Some even practicing the "Self Service" system, by which you can go to the stall to get whatever dishes you want, pay at the counter & have a sit to enjoy the meal, that all, is faster than those so called "Fast Food Restaurant"! :p
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Saturday, January 12, 2008

ChaSiu vs Chinese Tea

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This is a real story...while Im studied in secondary school, I did few part-time jobs during my school holiday, such as as a waiter in a restaurant, as a saleman in Bata Shoes Factory, and as a pump attendant cum clerk assistant in Petronas Station.
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My 1st part-time job was as a waiter in a restaurant (that time Im studied in Transition Class), called "Nam Hoi Lou" Restaurant (南海楼), and my big boss was my classmate's father. 1st day of work being a bad day for me, as no one guide me properly, I didn't know what (how) to do? So always get scold by the 2nd boss (big boss's brother). He scolded: "Why just stand there like a foreman and do nothing? If dont wanna work just go home...!"
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After been scolded by him, so I start doing something, like get order from the customer crowd. There was a table of customers ordered "中国叉烧" with some other foods & drinks. Without hesitating & thinking too much, I went to the economic / fast food stall (经济快餐档)which incharge by 2nd boss, to make an order. Once he heard the words "中国叉烧", he shouted on me: "if drinks, please make order at drinks' counter...!"
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Im a bit blur that time, but no choice, so just went to the drinks' counter and asked the girl who make drinks:"中国叉烧 order here isn't it?" She didn't answer my question, she lifted up a big tea pot & pour the tea inside a beer glass & past it to me:"Here is your 中国茶烧!" OMG, what a shame, it was "Hot Chinese Tea", not the Chinese Roasted Pork (ChaSiu) as I thougth......
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As Im hardworking (it is true... :p), so at the last this 2nd boss (I called him B-哥)likes me very much & be so good to me...he taught me quite lots of things---the most memoriable one was the teaching on how to remove the bone from chicken claws. He was an expert, he can remove the bones from 3-4 chicken claws within one minute time!
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Sunday, January 6, 2008

Beijing 2008 Olympic Game

I received a mail from my brother this morning, it was a funny comic on how the Beijing 2008 logo is come from? It is above a too creative idea and what a joke? The comic as shown below:
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Logo of Beijing 2008 (26th Olympic Game)
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Olympic Game being the largest sport event which involving the participant of all countries around the world. The modern era of Olympic Game was introduced by Pierre de Coubertin with the foundation of International Olympic Commitee on 23 June 1894. The 1st modern Olympic Game was held in Athens in year 1896 (Past Games). This game is held every 4 years, and the latest game being the Beijing 2008 (26th Olympic Game) which will be held in Beijing, China on 24th August 08 (another 215 days) with the theme "ONE WORLD ONE DREAM" (同一个世界 同一个梦想)! The above image is the logo of Beijing 2008 Olympic Game, please click on the link or image above to read the story of the logo.
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Theme of Beijing 2008 (26th Olympic Game)
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For more information, please head on the official website of the Beijing 2008 Olympic Game.
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Sunday, December 30, 2007

Goodbye 07 Welcome 08


HAPPY NEW YEAR 2008 H
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Time past by just like a thunder, is time to say "Goodbye" to Year 2007 which will reach its end very very very soon (another 12 hours) and "Welcome" to the new year 2008 which we thought that it would be our new beginning with new hopes & dreams... :D
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If you are just like me, think that year 2008 is a new beginning; perhaps you & me aren't 100% correct. Only those who not serious in life, who like to delay jobs & duties, who failed to plan the future, or who lack of self motivation, initiative, discipline & management...etc will think such way. Otherwise we always can have a new beginning at the next second, next minute, next hour, next day, next week, next month or to be exact, at any time. Anyway we will never be late if we wish to have a new beginning...! Of course we need an immediate "Action" to drives us onto the journey of the new beginning, so that we can meet with our wishes & dreams sooner or later. a
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Wishing you a Happy New Year 2008, may you be well & happy...cheers!!!
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Thursday, December 27, 2007

Tough Life

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Money never enough to support our daily expenses, especially with the raised of the price in everything, it becomes an extra financial burden to us. Day by day, month by month, and year by year, life becomes tough, tough & tough, it never seem turn into better even we have tried to improve & enhance it. New Year 2008 is coming, any better suggestion to reduce such financial burden so we can live better than ever?
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1. Work harder?
The problem is as an employee, is it possible that we can receive higher pay by working harder? Very unlikey, unless we are in the marketing & service line (e.g Sale Representative or deal with Direct-Sale), otherwise we are more likely to have an increasing workloads by without any salary increment. I rather work smarter than work harder.
2. Do few part-time jobs to maximize the income?
Not really a good idea, as you may dying of tiredness you will need to sacrifice your freedom & time being with your loved one on your works.
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3. Do more Over-Time (OT)?

It may works, but bear in mind: If Employers themselves work OT, they claimed that they are serious with the business; if employees work OT, they claimed that the employees are slow motion or less efficiency in doing job(s)! So please never OT unless it is necessary!
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4. Money saving?

Money already no enough for daily expenses, then where the extra money comes from for saving purpose? O.K, just assume that we do have extra money to be saved in bank account, is it safe? No, is risky, as if the inflation has comes & causes the currency depreciation, your RM10K no more equal to RM10K, but less, for sure you will be suffered & cry with no tear.
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5. Having investment or establish own business?

But some predict that there might be an Economy Crisis in Year 2008, and those who currently been employed are advised not to have any wild action like quit the recent job & become a Boss, it is risky. But some says never try never know & no pain no gain…of course you can have a try at your on risk, nobody will bother your business!
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6. Financal Planning?
Ya this gonna be the best choice. But the problem has raised, during my 15 years in the schools (from primary school, secondary school, high school to university), I never been taught the knowledge of effective financial planning! So where to start? I have no idea. The only thing I did is read more books on this topic, hope that if not become an expert, at least equip myself with the basic financial knowledge...such as plan every expenditure, monitor the cash flow (income & outgoing cash), monitor the debt (loans, credit card) and blah blah blah...Aii...theory always easier than practice!
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Tuesday, December 25, 2007

Merry Christmas

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Merry Christmas & Happy New Year
Wishing You All The Best In Year 2008
May All Your Dreams & Wishes Come True Sooner or Later
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Thursday, December 6, 2007

Mum, I Can Explain!

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Thursday, November 29, 2007

What A Brainless Guy!

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Wednesday, November 21, 2007